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  document.write("<OPTION>Select Article To Read");
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  document.write("<OPTION VALUE=/topshelf/issues/200404/quotes.html>Playoff Quotes");
  document.write("<OPTION VALUE=/topshelf/issues/200404/cover.html>Cover Story: CURTIS BROWN: SHARKS NEW WEAPON -- A SABRE!");
  document.write("<OPTION VALUE=/topshelf/issues/200404/mcclaren.html>KYLE McCLAREN: D-MAN DELIVERS");
  document.write("<OPTION VALUE=/topshelf/issues/200404/johnson.html>CATCHING UP WITH MATT JOHNSON");
  document.write("<OPTION VALUE=/topshelf/issues/200404/hockey.html>WHEN HOCKEY PLAYERS CROSS THE LINE");
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  document.write("</TD><TD VALIGN=top ALIGN=right NOWRAP><FONT SIZE=2><B>&nbsp;");
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}

function Ads() {
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  var index = parseInt((Math.random())*URLs.length);
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}

function Footer( webpage ) {
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  document.write(document.lastModified);
  document.write("</FONT>");
}